the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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