"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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