He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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