can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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