My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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