your thong is hanging out like whoa
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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