I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
So many bounce houses so little time
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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