i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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