We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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