I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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