Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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