I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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