awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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