Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i believe in u and ur pee
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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