I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
me + whiskey = a bad person
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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