woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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