I didn't shave. On purpose
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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