When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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