sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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