Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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