Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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