I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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