So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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