First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I am midnight drunk by noon
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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