Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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