ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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