I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
