1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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