How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
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I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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