you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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