I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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