Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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