So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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