bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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