Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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