OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
one two three fourrrrnication!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
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