I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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