Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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