Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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