Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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