The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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