He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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