I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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