I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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