I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Operation Purity has been aborted
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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