Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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