I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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