i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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