I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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