Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i came on her dog
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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