Me too!
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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