are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Who died my cat blue again?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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