Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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