If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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